Orca theft

So I thought I would start this off with some awesome tears from the past. One day, bored and flying from belt to belt looking for free ore, I happen upon a mining op. In this op are 2 hulks and an orca...only no one is flying the orca.

So I say in corp, "hey, there's an orca here in a belt without a pilot." My trusty ceo, who has the skills, flies out to it, boards it, grabs his other ship into the maintenance bay, and flies off. I wait in the belt to see what happens and about 5 minutes later they seem to realize their mining fleet is a bit smaller than it started out to be. They spy me in the belt and below are the tears that were shed.

[ 2009.05.18 01:52:05 ] Trackiderm > Merry Christmas Mazlow! Not nice!
[ 2009.05.18 01:52:16 ] Stele Toque > lolz
[ 2009.05.18 01:52:19 ] Mazlow Shartain > what ya mean?
[ 2009.05.18 01:52:27 ] Mazlow Shartain > are you accusing me of something?
[ 2009.05.18 01:52:56 ] Trackiderm > I think you know what I mean
[ 2009.05.18 01:53:00 ] mechyone > not another godd for nothing theif?
[ 2009.05.18 01:53:12 ] mechyone > good
[ 2009.05.18 01:53:12 ] Cleekill > good get the spelling right
[ 2009.05.18 01:53:20 ] Mazlow Shartain > dude, lil advice, dont leave a friggin orca unmanned in a belt, rofl
[ 2009.05.18 01:53:22 ] mechyone > typo srry
[ 2009.05.18 01:53:54 ] Mazlow Shartain > how about, dont leave a friggin frigate in a bet unmanned, much les a half bil ship
[ 2009.05.18 01:54:19 ] mechyone > why would you want to steal from someone is what you are in rl too and karma takes over
[ 2009.05.18 01:54:29 ] Mazlow Shartain > stfu nub
[ 2009.05.18 01:54:34 ] Mazlow Shartain > no one talkin to you
[ 2009.05.18 01:54:45 ] mechyone > come make me want to be man
[ 2009.05.18 01:54:48 ] Cleekill > you want to be next mech?
[ 2009.05.18 01:54:55 ] Mazlow Shartain > i already did, lol
[ 2009.05.18 01:54:59 ] mechyone > bring it
[ 2009.05.18 01:55:02 ] Mazlow Shartain > have fun mining
[ 2009.05.18 01:55:10 ] Mazlow Shartain > i think he's alil upset
[ 2009.05.18 01:55:28 ] mechyone > its what you are that makes me mad
[ 2009.05.18 01:55:36 ] Mazlow Shartain > deal with it
[ 2009.05.18 01:55:38 ] mechyone > dishonest
[ 2009.05.18 01:55:46 ] Trackiderm > thief
[ 2009.05.18 01:56:02 ] mechyone > your mother has to be real proud of the scum she raised
[ 2009.05.18 01:56:07 ] Mazlow Shartain > carebear tears fuel my warp core, keep it coming
[ 2009.05.18 01:56:08 ] Stele Toque > leaving an orca unattended in space without defense .. stupid
[ 2009.05.18 01:57:11 ] Yomag Krann > good lord, it's your own fault for leaving it unatended. sheesh playing the game for long enough to be able to fly an orca you should have known it would be stolen!. half the game is populated by thieves and griefers!
[ 2009.05.18 01:57:23 ] Mazlow Shartain > ty Yomag
[ 2009.05.18 01:57:26 ] mechyone > so if a woman had a big diamond ring on her finger and she was defenseless you would rape her and steal her ring?
[ 2009.05.18 01:57:28 ] Mazlow Shartain > friggin obvious
[ 2009.05.18 01:57:43 ] Stele Toque > no because the ring is on her finger
[ 2009.05.18 01:57:46 ] Cleekill > mech quit you look stupid now
[ 2009.05.18 01:57:52 ] Stele Toque > now if she left it out in the open and not on her finger
[ 2009.05.18 01:57:52 ] mechyone > nice morals your parents have given you loser
[ 2009.05.18 01:57:56 ] Yomag Krann > this has nothing to do with rl and your a fool for trying to tie it in
[ 2009.05.18 01:58:01 ] Mazlow Shartain > tell ya what, ill sell it back to you
[ 2009.05.18 01:58:09 ] Mazlow Shartain > for a good price
[ 2009.05.18 01:58:12 ] mechyone > all is realavent
[ 2009.05.18 01:58:20 ] Mazlow Shartain > what a bargain!
[ 2009.05.18 01:58:24 ] Mazlow Shartain > happy ending!
[ 2009.05.18 01:58:43 ] Stele Toque > kudos to you Young for knowing the diff between a game and RL
[ 2009.05.18 01:59:27 ] mechyone > its real ppl who play the game so dont try the its not real crap ok
[ 2009.05.18 02:00:15 ] Mazlow Shartain > and real nubs who leave half a bil sitting in a belt
[ 2009.05.18 02:01:06 ] Noir Kierukka > Zydrine x 50000
[ 2009.05.18 02:01:11 ] Mazlow Shartain > full of ore no less, lol
[ 2009.05.18 02:01:38 ] Trackiderm > Agree I should have known better. Actually did not know someone else could board. Hard lesson for me to learn.
[ 2009.05.18 02:01:45 ] Yomag Krann > so your one of those ppl who can't tell the difference between real and imaginary is that it? don't be so stupid next time and it won't happen
[ 2009.05.18 02:03:42 ] Trackiderm > I know well the diff between RL and fantasy. Regarless, I would NOT have taken someone else's ship. Obviously there are those who would.
[ 2009.05.18 02:03:59 ] MindlessSelf Idulgence > kill or be killed
[ 2009.05.18 02:04:31 ] Mazlow Shartain > you been playing long enough to know man, i got no sympathy
[ 2009.05.18 02:04:32 ] Yomag Krann > like i said before, half the pop on this game are thieves and greifers, just need to be smart about it cause there's allways some one looking for a steal.
[ 2009.05.18 02:04:38 ] mechyone > no i think its a matter of youth and their twisted morals in this day and age
[ 2009.05.18 02:04:47 ] Mazlow Shartain > youth, lol
[ 2009.05.18 02:04:53 ] Cleekill > youth?
[ 2009.05.18 02:04:58 ] mechyone > no wonder ppl have to bar their homes and lock the doors
[ 2009.05.18 02:05:03 ] Cleekill > i prolly got ya by ten years
[ 2009.05.18 02:05:13 ] mechyone > i doubt it
[ 2009.05.18 02:05:20 ] Cleekill > yeah every one has orcas in their house
[ 2009.05.18 02:05:22 ] mechyone > i was born in 58
[ 2009.05.18 02:05:40 ] Mazlow Shartain > 58 huh
[ 2009.05.18 02:05:45 ] mechyone > so unless your 61 i doubt it
[ 2009.05.18 02:05:45 ] Mazlow Shartain > then you should know better
[ 2009.05.18 02:05:56 ] Mazlow Shartain > quit crying and move on
[ 2009.05.18 02:06:10 ] Mazlow Shartain > its getting boring
[ 2009.05.18 02:06:21 ] Trackiderm > My toon can fly the Orc because a friend kept my training going for the six months I was deployed. I don't have much actual time playing the game.
[ 2009.05.18 02:06:43 ] mechyone > im srry do you think insighting morals on someone is crying or is it really teaching
[ 2009.05.18 02:06:52 ] Yomag Krann > you ever wonder why youth is the way it is? it's because the perants don't discipline there children. oh and btw, enough is enough dude. seriously. you should have learned by now, long ago, even.
[ 2009.05.18 02:07:01 ] Yomag Krann > your not teaching, your venting
[ 2009.05.18 02:07:19 ] Silo44 > what have I logged into here...
[ 2009.05.18 02:07:30 ] Cleekill > silo hows you tonight
[ 2009.05.18 02:07:37 ] Yomag Krann > something like a WOW argument
[ 2009.05.18 02:07:41 ] Stele Toque > Hiya Silo .. it was a major event tonight
[ 2009.05.18 02:07:46 ] Silo44 > I is tired lol
[ 2009.05.18 02:07:55 ] mechyone > its not my ship and i would not have left it but the act still stands and the teachings of your parents is flawed
[ 2009.05.18 02:08:12 ] MindlessSelf Idulgence > or yours is!
[ 2009.05.18 02:08:17 ] mechyone > you've done them proud
[ 2009.05.18 02:08:23 ] Yomag Krann > because you say so? get over yourself you self richious and important fool.
[ 2009.05.18 02:08:51 ] Yomag Krann > you think anyone here would steal something in rl just because they do in a game?
[ 2009.05.18 02:09:25 ] Yomag Krann > god your worse than those mothers in the states trying to get video games banned because they think it incites violence.
[ 2009.05.18 02:09:27 ] Stele Toque > it's nature son ... the thining of the herd .. you moved too slow
[ 2009.05.18 02:09:36 ] mechyone > im a fool who has prospered in life taking the rightious path and btw im also x army commando so dont push your crap on me want to be macho man
[ 2009.05.18 02:10:00 ] Mazlow Shartain > 82nd airborne here, and i got no prob with it
[ 2009.05.18 02:10:06 ] Mazlow Shartain > learn the game
[ 2009.05.18 02:10:11 ] Mazlow Shartain > its a rough old world
[ 2009.05.18 02:10:18 ] Yomag Krann > ooo commando. i almost care. your previous job means nothing in this
[ 2009.05.18 02:10:26 ] Cleekill > we supplied the bumps
[ 2009.05.18 02:10:27 ] MindlessSelf Idulgence > threts are not taken lightly in eve you can be booted for that

So free orca (split it with my ceo to be nice, made about 240mil) and some awesome tears.